You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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