16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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