ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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