There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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