So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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