Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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