every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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