my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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