Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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