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I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.

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People with the ability to get a boner don't use tanning beds.

Submitted by 310/951/805 on Mar 9, 10 at 8:17am

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- Or just shouldn't
  
  Submitted by PinkBubble on Mar 11, 10 at 2:54pm
  
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  - agreed
    
    Submitted by tigolbitties1324 on Apr 25, 10 at 8:31pm
    
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Hope your dick doesn't get skin cancer. Doucheknob.

Submitted by Allsports on Mar 9, 10 at 8:14am

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A man uses a tanning bed? I'm sure you boyfriend will enjoy your little tan line, and orange dick.

Submitted by NCA on Mar 9, 10 at 10:25am

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- Tanning beds don't make you orange unless you go like everyday for a few months. It's the spray tans that get you orange.
  
  Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Mar 9, 10 at 1:01pm
  
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Use a sock!!! You are damaging the nerves in your dick, dude...

Submitted by thohug on Mar 9, 10 at 8:29am

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I got a tan line from er wait no. I'm not an idiot

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 10:02am

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Fail

Submitted by wolf on Mar 9, 10 at 9:45am

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Dick Cancer Bitch !!!!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 8:40am

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quality

Submitted by jingleheimer on Mar 9, 10 at 8:05am

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G.T.L.

Submitted by anon33 on Mar 9, 10 at 2:18pm

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- LOL that's just what I was going to say! GYM. TANNING. LAUNDRY!
  
  Submitted by teamjacobrawr on Mar 10, 10 at 2:23am
  
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815 hahaha. Probably some douche from prairie ridge

Submitted by theonetwothree on Mar 9, 10 at 10:45pm

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Why the fuck...

Submitted by kingbee on Mar 9, 10 at 9:36am

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Now that is something i would definately love to see.

Submitted by bizza on Mar 9, 10 at 8:17am

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Maybe it's a transvestite?

Submitted by pandaboy on Mar 9, 10 at 10:35am

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the fact tha you tan and grt hard off that means you deserve melanoma

Submitted by jwebsss3 on Jun 10, 10 at 1:56am

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Your a loser for being a dude and going tanning

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 10:20am

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A nekid man laying on his back inside a tanning bed is bad visual. Some secrets are meant to stay in the closet!

Submitted by sexyupsguy on Mar 9, 10 at 3:42pm

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this guy must be a guito people, and why were u naked in a tanning bed dude? Lol so the top of it dick is white and the bottom Is tan.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 10:47am

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815, wow... Has to be some dbag from prairie ridge.

Submitted by theonetwothree on Mar 9, 10 at 6:10pm

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Your supposed to go naked in a tanning bed, idiot.

Submitted by oobrey on Mar 9, 10 at 6:02pm

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I jerk off in the tanning bed too!!! And no u can't Mess up ur nerve endings and u can wear underware or go naked it doesn't matter.

Submitted by djayed on Mar 9, 10 at 8:02pm

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Some bitch has a burnt dick

Submitted by lollygaga on Mar 9, 10 at 2:27pm

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Fagtard

Submitted by howdee1307 on Mar 9, 10 at 9:57am

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At 6:02 I didn't know u went into tanning beds naked, but i dont think that makes me an idiot, I just assumed u would put some underwear on before u go lie in something that other people also lie in, possibly naked.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 11:18pm

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What's a taning bed?

Submitted by fuckchris on Mar 9, 10 at 8:46am

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You only get orange from spray tans. I think tan men are sexier than little pastey guys. Yay 815 my area code.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 10, 10 at 2:07am

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Stop thinking about dudes while tanning

Submitted by asdfgh on Mar 9, 10 at 8:02pm

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I jerk off in tanning beds

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 4:37pm

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Hahaha your the idiot, he had his clothes off he just had a bner so it covered up hid belly ahahah . it's okay don't feel dumb Ima blond I do this often

Submitted by theterminator on Mar 10, 10 at 10:35pm

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Wow homos are everywhere

Submitted by tankman79 on Mar 9, 10 at 1:22pm

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Well, do you, or don't you have a fucking tanline.... Fuckin stupid ass generation

Submitted by adriancoul on Mar 10, 10 at 5:36am

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First

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