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Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"

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(248): View more from Michigan

Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.

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(231): View more from Michigan

A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.

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(541): View more from Oregon

I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.

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(925): View more from California

I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.

(916): View more from California

You're drunk. Make complete sentences.

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It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.

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(432): View more from Texas

So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?

(207): View more from Maine

You need to stop watching Twilight.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.

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