scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I forgot how hot balto sounded
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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