My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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