Do you still have your period?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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