Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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