when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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