Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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