Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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