I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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