I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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