so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
The cops high fived after they tackled you
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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