Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
third nipple confirmed
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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