is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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