Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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