My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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