I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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