I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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