Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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