I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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