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so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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