okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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