i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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