No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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