That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
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