You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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