WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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