You're completely useless in the revolution.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I wear drunk well.
Randomize
