Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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