Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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