Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Randomize
