Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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