ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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