Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
They have beer where we have blood.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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