i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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