Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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