thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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