So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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