he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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