Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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