there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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