wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize
