we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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