I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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