Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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