Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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