put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
i think i just lost a toe
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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