So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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