For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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