dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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