just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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